Nick Clegg: Make It Milky With Two Sugars

Nick Clegg wowed the Liberal Democrat faithful yesterday in his first conference speech as leader as he promised to guide his party to victory at the next election. His confident claim echoed the cry by former leader David Steel in 1981. Clegg received a three second standing ovation as he told delegates: "Go home to your constituencies and prepare yourself a lethal cocktail of prescription drugs you bunch of weirdy vegan bastards."