Sunday, 31 January 2010
Saturday, 30 January 2010
Friday, 29 January 2010
Speaking at his long-awaited appearance before the Inquiry into the 2003 invasion of Iraq, God today said that He had only done what He thought was right. God, who arrived at the QE2 centre early to avoid protestors outside, said: "Leadership is about difficult choices. Ultimately I had to make a decision and I truly and honestly believed that creating Tony Blair was the right thing to do. It's a decision I would take again."
Tuesday, 26 January 2010
Experts say that the 0.1% growth in the final three months of 2009 is precisely the same chance that Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling (pictured) have of winning the general election this year. Some commentators have however advised further caution in the months ahead, saying that the chances of Labour victory may well be actually far lower than the headline figure. The Labour party recession began in the first quarter of 2003, and is the longest on record.
Sunday, 24 January 2010
Friday, 22 January 2010
Thursday, 21 January 2010
Yesterday this shot of a wolf in sheep's clothing was stripped of first place in the Wildly Misleading Photographer of the Year competition after judges ruled the picture was probably faked. Critics say that the picture, which shows David Cameron leaping through populist hoops, breaches the competition's rules because the subject is probably a wax model held in captivity at Millbank Tower in Westminster.
Wednesday, 20 January 2010
Insufficiently able simultaneously to smash up a restaurant, roger a small mammal and recite all 15 books of Ovid's Metamorphoses? Idiot.
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