Obama killed Michael Jackson - True Story

KILLED HIM I say.

Netanyahu triumphs in international baritone contest

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Taoiseach and Obama hold talks, get rat-arsed

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Obama Brown press conference to go ahead as planned

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Reds under the beds desk: Obama a communist sleeper, not a jihadi

Russian sources knew of Obama's election to Illinois legislature five years in advance!

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Obama conspiracy theorist suffers fatal erection

Conspiracy theorist Ted Byrd died yesterday moments after watching Chief Justice John Roberts and "President" Barack Obama stumble through the oath of office during the inauguration in Washington. Byrd, who has lately claimed that Obama is ineligible for office, suffered a massive and fatal erection whilst watching the ceremony on Fox News.
Friends of Byrd say he died a happy man. "He pointed at the television and said 'He's not technically President,' and then he keeled over," said pal Jim Lawrence today. "His last words were 'That awkward syntactic muddle had all the hallmarks of the Illuminati,' and then he was gone. It's the way he would have wanted it," he added.
The White House today would only confirm that the new President is a puppet of the military-industrial complex hellbent on profitable endless war and suppression of the peoples of the world.

Spider-Man exposed as communist/Hamas/al Qaeda sleeper agent

Spider-Man is in cahoots with president-elect Barack Obama. Good job, nutty bloggers. Keep watching the skies.

Obama called David Cameron a lightweight after their meeting - Picture

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Bush to keep job in Obama administration

George Bush will keep his role as US President under an Obama administration, key Democratic officials are hinting. "The time for partisan rancour is over," Obama transition team co-chair John Podesta says. "President Bush has eight years of valuable experience that this nation can draw on." Democrats have so far been reluctant to assert the mandate given to them in the 4 November elections. Joe Lieberman appears likely to keep his Senate homeland security committee chairmanship, despite campaigning for John McCain. Republican defense secretary Robert Gates could remain in his post after 20 January. And former Bush secretary of state Colin Powell may be offered a position in the new Obama administration. "This administration will hold no grudges," says Podesta. "And have you seen the shit we've got to deal with? I ain't taking the heat for that."

Obama faces stalker threat

President-elect Barack Obama is threatening legal action against a British man who has been stalking him for more than three years. British police say they are monitoring the activities of the man, David Lammy, 36, who claims to be a close friend of Obama. A spokesman for Obama confirmed that action is being considered. “This guy met Barack Obama once in 2005. Since then he has been bombarding us with letters and phone messages and posting pictures on the internet of himself posing with our client." Lammy, a former schoolboy chorister, also claims to be a Harvard graduate, a Privy Councillor and government minister. "We've never heard of him," said the Prime Minister's office today.

"Journalist" permitted to "write" about Obama

Zionist fools across the world were "pleased" with the "election" of warmongering racist Barack Obama, reports John Pilger. Obama, who was allowed to be elected by "liberal" "elites", or neocons, or corporate dictators, whatever, like there's a difference, should be strung up from the nearest tree, just like that "Mandela". Can't be choosy.

Death to Amerikka! And Israel obviously! And free drinks at the Student Union this Friday!

Barack Obama and Gordon Brown to discuss economic crisis

Berlusconi statesman-like in praise of Obama

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Were you still up for Ohio?

USA to McCain: we're not your fucking "friends", okay?

Democrats stealing election with underage voters, spousal intimidation

Obama infomercial backfires as Marxist terrorist elite vote collapses

Latest opinion polls suggest that support for Senator Barack Obama amongst the Marxist terrorist elite has halved in recent days. The findings come just days after Obama's 'Infomercial' aired on CBS, NBC and Fox. One Marxist terrorist elitist, who did not wish to be named, says he was disappointed in the broadcast which featured ordinary Americans talking about their economic struggles. "I won't be voting on Tuesday, I'll just be having a normal day, sipping latte and eating sushi," says the Northern Virginian professor. "Damn you America," he adds.

US presidential debate highlights: McCain lands a few punches