George Osborne: Unanswered questions remain

The Electoral Commission was today urged to launch an investigation into allegations that George Osborne's jowls were illegally obtained. The jowls, whose stellar rise through the ranks of the party culminated in their appointment as shadow chancellor at just 33, have become noticeably plumper in recent weeks, prompting a whispering campaign on the Tory backbenches. The intervention came after an MP said he would be asking parliament's standards watchdog to rule on whether Osborne should have declared his unusually high level of self-satisfied hauteur in the Commons register of members' interests.