Nazi bovine overlords set to rule for 1000 years

Or at the very least claim a working majority at the next election.

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Fight Night: Rant in the Levant

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Pope delivers Holocaust Memorial Day message

Many thanks. Most helpful.

David Irving: Hitler knew about me

David Irving is not the Messiah.....

Smash the Holocaust deniers

And the BNP too.

Mosley celebrates libel win

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Austria hires consultant to restore battered reputation

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Schmucks for Tibet hold rally

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Mosley faces criticism over 'Nazi' claim

"The trouble with you, Spode, is that just because you have succeeded in inducing a handful of half-wits to disfigure the London scene by going about in black shorts, you think you're someone. You hear them shouting "Heil, Spode!" and you imagine it is the Voice of the People. That is where you make your bloomer.

What the Voice of the People is saying is: 'Look at that frightful ass Spode swanking about in footer bags! Did you ever in your puff see such a perfect perisher?' "

Bertie Wooster to Roderick Spode, The Code of the Woosters, P. G. Wodehouse

English National Ballet latest production

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Thinking Satanists reject Neo-Nazis

Can a Jew ever become a Satanist? Find out here.

Embarrassment at Oxford Union free speech debate

There was uproar tonight as BNP leader Nick Griffin and Holocaust denier David Irving apologised for attending an Oxford Union debate on free speech. "We are mortified," said Griffin. "We thought we were coming to a Combat 18 committee meeting. We had no idea we'd have to talk to a bunch of over-privileged nitwits who think they're future Tory cabinet ministers."
David Irving said, "We must starve them of the oxygen of publicity. Look at me. Heil Hitler."

Hitler's cunning plan revealed

Nazi leader planned to control our minds from his flying saucers based at the South Pole.

Prince Harry keeps downed birds in mini-Stalag Luft camp

Prince Harry has been shooting down birds that stray into airspace over the royal Sandringham estate in Norfolk and keeping them in a miniature Stalag Luft camp, similar to those run by the German Luftwaffe during World War II. "We are very much alike, you and I," Prince Harry told a captured wood pigeon. "Perhaps, if circumstances were different, I could have called you friend." Several birds are reported to be secretly working on a tunnel beneath the exercise yard, and hope to be back in the wild by Christmas.

Hello Mahmoud!

Stepping out in a typically stylish and tieless grey two-piece, diminutive Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad brought his own inimitable glamour to a grateful New York in a whirlwind two-day visit. Olly's Onions caught up with him to ask him a few questions.

OO: Mr President...
MA: Mahmoud, please.
OO: Mahmoud, welcome to New York City. You've really stirred things up here...
MA: (Chuckles) Well, you know, as the song goes, it's a wonderful town! But seriously, I've had a blast. I'm gonna be out tonight, hoo boy. Shaking my tuches. Feeling fine.
OO: And where will you be going?
MA: First I'm going to try one of your famous hot dogs. All beef, like my men! (Laughs) Only kidding. Then I'm going to catch The Producers on Broadway. I've been dying to see it for years. "Bialystock & Bloom! Bialystock & Bloom!" I LOVE that film.
OO: We're surprised to hear you say that. As a Holocaust denier....
MA: No! Why is only Mel Brooks allowed to make jokes about Nazis? (Sings) "We're marching to a faster pace, look out here comes the master race." I mean, brilliant!
OO: So what's with you and nukes?
MA: Relax, relax, I'm just pulling everyone's shvantz. Or AM I? (Laughs)
OO: And what is your message to the people of New York?
MA: I'd say to each one of you, be a mensch. And if you can't be a mensch, be amazing.
OO: Mr President...
MA: Mahmoud, please.
OO: Mahmoud, thank you.

Breaking news

Clowns spank nazis.

"White power!"

"White flour?"

via Digby.

Hitler even worse than we thought

Guilty! Of hypocrisy.

Vatican: strong evidence for evolution

The Vatican has admitted that there is strong evidence that the Pope evolved from a Nazi. The Pontiff, speaking as he was concluding his holiday in northern Italy, was talking about the evolution debate raging across the world. “This clash is an absurdity,” said the Pope. “They are presented as alternatives that exclude each other.”

Campaign to save weekly rubbish collection stepped up

Refuse collectors across the country today appealed for support to help save the Daily Mail which has been publishing rubbish every week for over a hundred years. Oswald Mosley was last night unavailable for comment.

Bryan Ferry admiration for Nazis provokes outrage

The National Socialist Party today said it was disgusted at comments attributed to Bryan Ferry in which he praised Nazi art and architecture. A spokesman for the party, speaking from Argentina where he has been in hiding for sixty years, said: "We are calling on Bryan Ferry to apologise for these remarks. The Nazi party is appalled at being linked in this way to Roxy Music, dreadful little art school ponces."