G20 leaders agree to smash the system

Leaders of the world's largest economies have reached an agreement to tackle the global financial crisis. Prime Minister Gordon Brown announced the package of measures which follows representations made over the last two days and includes the creation of self governing communes across the world and the burning of bankers. Mr Brown said: "We have listened carefully. This is the day that the world came together to smash the fucking system." French President Nicolas Sarkozy said that the conclusions of the G20 summit were "more than we could have hoped for. Eat ze fucking rich," he added.