Showing posts with label breaking news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label breaking news. Show all posts

Wednesday, 2 June 2010

Breaking News

Olly's Onions breaks its post-election, bullshit Con-Dem faux progressive populist posturing, in the closet expenses embezzling, Gulf of Mexico destroying, North Korean warmongering, Euro collapsing, double dipping, blockade busting, global flotillamaniacal frothing sulk to bring you THIS IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH:

The winning candidate for the Republican primary for Alabama State Treasurer is called Young Boozer. True fact.



That, as they say, is all.



Via TPM.

Monday, 15 October 2007

Breaking news - Invisibility and electromagnetic wormhole desk




Invisibility technology could be used to generate electromagnetic wormholes, say boffins.

Thursday, 4 October 2007

Breaking News - Aliens Desk

Aliens forced Americans from Moon. Say Russians.












Saturday, 17 March 2007

Bullingdon Clubbers