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Brangelina twins: First pictures of cash to be published in US magazine

Happy parents Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie yesterday celebrated the arrival of newborn twin piles of dollar bills. After a frenzied bidding war the first photographs of the cash will be published in an unnamed American magazine, which offered an undisclosed amount of publicity for the pictures.

Anger at bidding war over Angelina Jolie pictures

There was disappointment and anger at celebrity magazine OK! as it was discovered that despite bidding $15 million for exclusive rights to the eagerly awaited twin babies expected by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, the magazine will not actually get to keep the babies.

"We feel very let down" said one OK! insider, "I bet Lindsay Lohan would have let us keep them".

Monarch greets loyal subjects

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Hannah Montana photos provoke outrage

Vanity Fair's decision to publish outrageously revealing photos of 15 year old Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus has outraged British newspapers. Full story (complete with outrageous photos) here, here, here and here.

Knees Desk

The Daily Mail today unveiled a new knees policy with a greater emphasis on serious knees issues.

News: Kate Moss, Eva Longoria, Victoria Beckham, Angelina Jolie, Paris Hilton and Mischa Barton were all today confirmed to have joints connecting their femur, patella and tibia.

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Cameron's attempt to woo voters backfires

David Cameron thought swing voters could not fail to be impressed by the he-man photographs on his personal website. Instead the photos have spread across the internet like wildfire making the Conservative leader an international laughing stock. The site showed pictures of a semi-naked Mr Cameron displaying his rippling muscles while wearing a cowboy hat. In others he was pictured sitting on a motorbike, kickboxing and doing the splits. In an attempt to show he is a deep thinker, he wrote: "Unless we have the right leader in life we will forever crawl within the boundaries delimited by our own ignorance." The images have now been removed from the site and Conservative Central Office is refusing to comment.