Wednesday, 16 July 2008

Chefs Against Circumcision

Protest group "Chefs against Circumcision" today marched on Downing Street denouncing plans to take the tips off their kitchen knives. Anguished Worrall Thompson cried, "How will we butterfly our lamb now?" Pierre White added, "We will never again be able to carve a forerib of beef!" Where will it all end, they ask, as they lock up their ladles.

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