Friday, 29 January 2010

God: I did what I believed to be right

Speaking at his long-awaited appearance before the Inquiry into the 2003 invasion of Iraq, God today said that He had only done what He thought was right. God, who arrived at the QE2 centre early to avoid protestors outside, said: "Leadership is about difficult choices. Ultimately I had to make a decision and I truly and honestly believed that creating Tony Blair was the right thing to do. It's a decision I would take again."

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