Catholic delight at wedding plans
Catholics were delighted to learn that they will get the opportunity to marry into the royal family under new plans to reform the 1701 Act of Settlement. Catholics have long lobbied for the opportunity to marry into this famously supportive and functional family.
Gerry Adams - a prominent Catholic - professed himself thrilled at the opportunity: "Those marriages seem to work out really well" he said "And the children are just precious".
