London Mayor latest: Boris Johnson core vote out in force

London Mayor election: Boris Johnson to set up fund to help disadvantaged youngsters

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Embarrassment as Livingstone's secret family expands

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London Mayor election: Boris Johnson unveils campaign team

Fury as baggage continues to pile up

Boris Johnson's political baggage is piled so high that experts predict his bid to become London mayor may topple at any moment. Meanwhile London voters, sickened at the prospect of the adulterous, racist associate of criminals becoming mayor, are heading for Heathrow's new Terminal 5 in their thousands.

Boris: I am descended from Martians

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London Mayor Livingstone confident of election victory

Here's to a third term.

Millions hit by vomiting bug

Millions of Londoners have been struck down with severe nausea at the thought that Ken Livingstone might be re-elected Mayor in May. Unusually high levels of vomiting were reported as Londoners realised that Boris Johnson is the alternative. The only cure for "voter vomiting virus", as the Livingstone bug is called, is the destruction of Israel and the stoning of gays.

Poverty increasing - study

A study published today reveals that the gap between tory ambition and tory resources is greater than at any time during the last forty years. Poverty of talent is particularly acute amongst the drug riddled Etonite enclaves of west London.