Zac Goldsmith: recycle the working classes

Environmental groups have reacted cagily to multi-millionaire Zac Goldmith's proposal to recycle the working classes. David Cameron's green guru made the suggestion at a meeting to select the prospective parliamentary candidate for Richmond Park last week. "This proposal is impeccably green. Almost everything from a working class person can be recycled," Mr Goldsmith is quoted as saying. "The terrible truth is that over-population is destroying this planet. By recycling millions of working class people we can secure the future for the children of everyone who went to Eton," he said.