Labour faces new copycat allegation

The Labour government faced new accusations of aping Conservative policies today, following David Cameron's embrace of Arnold Schwarzenegger (see below). In a surprise move which Number 10 said was unrelated to Cameron's recent US visit, Gordon Brown announced that he was to star in a remake of "Twins", the 1998 comedy that paired the former Hollwood star and bodybuilder with Danny DeVito. Ian McCartney, the former Foreign Office minister, is rumoured to be a shoo-in to co-star.