Psychic world shocked over rival claims

The psychic and clairvoyant community is in a state of shock after rival claims were made to the crown of Britain's top medium. In one corner Gordon Smith is hailed by the Daily Mail as "the UK's most accurate medium". In the other corner fellow psychic Stephen Holbrook is similarly described in publicity as "Britain's 'most accurate' medium". Professional clairvoyant Graham Booth claims he and his colleagues are reeling at news of the dispute. "We are very surprised at recent developments," he told reporters today.