Obama conspiracy theorist suffers fatal erection

Conspiracy theorist Ted Byrd died yesterday moments after watching Chief Justice John Roberts and "President" Barack Obama stumble through the oath of office during the inauguration in Washington. Byrd, who has lately claimed that Obama is ineligible for office, suffered a massive and fatal erection whilst watching the ceremony on Fox News.
Friends of Byrd say he died a happy man. "He pointed at the television and said 'He's not technically President,' and then he keeled over," said pal Jim Lawrence today. "His last words were 'That awkward syntactic muddle had all the hallmarks of the Illuminati,' and then he was gone. It's the way he would have wanted it," he added.
The White House today would only confirm that the new President is a puppet of the military-industrial complex hellbent on profitable endless war and suppression of the peoples of the world.

Crackpot to stand in by-election

Crackpot conspiracy theorist David Davis has unexpectedly thrown his hat into the ring to fight the Haltemprice and Howden by-election against David Icke. Davis, a proponent of the death penalty for terrorism suspects, believes that the world is ruled by a reptilian secret group called the "Global Elite" or "Etonati."

Hoax, or hostile act by the masonic overlords that seek to rule every aspect of our existence?

London Eye's Illuminati link to Great Pyramid of Cheops revealed.

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Numerologists more evil than previously thought

Numerologists, satanists, the Illuminati, and those who have April as their favourite month are closer than ever to establishing a New World Order according to a report. Meanwhile members of the public have been warned not to approach anyone expressing an interest in multiples of the number eleven.

Diana: Inquest jury to be shown unseen film

The jury at the inquest into the death of Diana, Princess of Wales is to be shown previously unseen footage of the crash which killed her. Mohammed Al-Fayed, father of Dodi Al-Fayed who was killed alongside Diana, says the film proves their deaths were no accident. It is thought that the film shows British secret service agents chatting with members of the Illuminati in the tunnel below the Pont de l'Alma moments before the crash while several Elders of Zion look on. After the crash Prince Charles and Prince Philip are seen goose stepping away from the scene in full Nazi uniform before transforming themselves into giant lizards. A preliminary hearing begins today in the High Court.