Delegates start out for Modern Liberty Convention

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No, I'M Henry Porter.... And So Is My Wife

Henry's glorious day draws ever nearer.

Refugees flock to Guardian's Liberty Central

Thousands of persecuted contributors to the Guardian's Comment Is Free have set up a make-shift refugee camp outside the newspaper's offices in north London. Sheltering in tents and impromptu wooden structures at the camp known as 'Liberty Central,' the refugees are seeking out a mysterious prophet known to some as Po' Rterhe Nry and to others as He' Nrypo Rter. Refugees relate how they have heard people speak of this semi-mythical figure in illegal coffee shops of Hampstead and the underground drinking houses of Islington. "I have brought my family here from far, far away," says one refugee, pointing, "From beyond Muswell Hill. We have been forced to flee our homes because of serious concerns over data protection," he says in hushed tones. "Where else can we go?" Another adds: "The corrupt totalitarian apparatchik control freaks of nu-Labour forced us here. This is worse than the old East Germany. I heard they are collecting our DNA so they can clone us and line their own pockets with the profits." Later in the day a rumour sweeps the camp that the prophet Po' Rterhe Nry is to appear and release them from their oppressors in just a few days. But then an awful realisation takes hold. As one refugee puts it: "Smith's bootboys will never let him speak. Never in a million years."

Henry Porter Convention will highlight important issues

A convention to be held next year aims to highlight the self-importance of Henry Porter. The convention, hosted by Henry Porter, will ask fundamental questions, such as: Is Henry Porter's swollen vanity threatened by an over-powerful state and if so how do we defend ourselves from this? A spokesman for the event, Henry Porter, says: "We are entering a crucial period in our country's history and there is a real danger that too little attention is being paid to Henry Porter, something all too familiar in New Labour's age of censoriousness and control." Henry Porter was today available for comment.

Porter hits back at Toynbee in civil liberties row

'Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you? Did she die in vain?'