Gordon Brown in U-turn on own Teeth
Gordon Brown is reported to be considering drastic measures to counter the apparent popularity of David Cameron, who in a recent Guardian/ICM poll leads Brown by 13 points when voters were asked who they would vote for in a general election. Brown is said by friends to have decided to replace all his teeth with wind turbines in an audacious bid to outflank Cameron on green issues. "Let's be honest, Gordon's smile is a bit off-putting at the best of times," said a source close to the Brown camp. "This way, when he smiles, he'll be powering a Scottish crofting village, or a council estate in Croydon. What can that turbine on Cameron's roof do? Whisk a zabaglione?"
