Wednesday 7 February 2007

Angry parents blame government for inadequate warnings


The government was criticised last night for giving insufficient warnings about the consequences of pregnancy. One London father expressed astonishment at the huge volume of excrement produced by his infant son. The 38 year old from Hackney, who cannot be named for legal reasons, said: "I am absolutely disgusted. The child does nothing but shit and puke all day, and Tony Blair expects us to clean up the mess. I want to know why we were not told about this. I voted Labour in 1997, but not again. I'm switching to David Cameron." Minister for Children, Beverley Hughes MP, said this morning that the Labour government had increased provision of baby turd information by 200 per cent in the last five years.


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