Hoodies "dick about" for most of day

New research yesterday suggested that far from being the threatening maniacs of popular stereotype, most "hoodies" spend each day "dicking about". The University of Westminster has produced a report which suggests that most "hoodies" are harmless idiots. Howard "Howie" Cairn, a 16 year old Hackney hoodie (pictured) admitted that he and his mates spend most days just standing in the street doing nothing. "It's not all knives and mugging," he said. "Mostly we just hang around chatting about stuff. Where to get good knives, mostly." His mates refused to comment and walked off in the direction of the bus stop.