Wednesday, 8 August 2007

New fears over "Tombstoning" craze

Coastguards and police have issued warnings after the Tory party was seriously injured last week. 'Tombstoning', where thrill seekers leap into the sea from cliff tops, is believed to be increasingly popular amongst adrenaline-chasing Conservatives. “We know the party jumped into the sea and that it swam for a short distance before sinking,” a coastguard spokesman said. "Tories don’t tend to see danger, unfortunately, even after that nice youngster William Hague died a few years back after he lurched right onto the rocks below .”

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