Thursday, 8 November 2007

Jeremy Paxman Spontaneously Combusts At Launch Of Newsnight Phone-In

The announcement that Newsnight is to feature phone-ins hosted by Richard Bacon was greeted positively today by the social incompetents, insomniacs and bored night shift workers who call his Radio FiveLive show. Meanwhile, CBEEBIES' Mr Tumble has been appointed to post of Lord Chancellor and will take up a seat in the House of Lords. Viewers with an informed opinion on the quality of television news journalism can vote by pressing the red button now.

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