Monday 30 June 2008
Sunday 29 June 2008
Queen broke shock
Saturday 28 June 2008
Friday 27 June 2008
Crackpot to stand in by-election
Thursday 26 June 2008
Tuesday 24 June 2008
Monday 23 June 2008
Shami Chakrabarti: Publicity is a fundamental human right
Labels: 42 days, david davis, human rights, liberty, publicity, shami chakrabarti
Thursday 19 June 2008
Daily Mail reveals it doesn't understand statistics or language but is disgusted anyway
According to the Daily Mail, the number of under-14 year olds having an abortion has "soared" by 21%. Closer investigation reveals that the soaring 21% amounts to 18 individual children who, in 2007, chose not to become a parent while still a child themselves.
The Daily Mail's confusion is thought to have been caused by its hysteria about underage sex and teenage pregnancy combined with its debilitating fear of abortion which is generally thought to be quite effective in dealing with teenage and other unwanted pregnancies.
Labels: abortion, daily mail, under 14s
Wednesday 18 June 2008
Saturday 14 June 2008
Thursday 12 June 2008
Pig wears wellies
Last summer he was not expected to survive, but now a little runt called Dave (left of picture) is wallowing in the mud in his own pair of designer wellies. His owner is delighted with the little runt's progress. "He's an absolute swine," he said last night proudly. "We love him."
Labels: david cameron, pig, wellies
Sunday 8 June 2008
Thursday 5 June 2008
Anger at bidding war over Angelina Jolie pictures
There was disappointment and anger at celebrity magazine OK! as it was discovered that despite bidding $15 million for exclusive rights to the eagerly awaited twin babies expected by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, the magazine will not actually get to keep the babies.
"We feel very let down" said one OK! insider, "I bet Lindsay Lohan would have let us keep them".
Labels: angelina jolie, bidding war, brad pitt, OK magazine, pictures, twins
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