Brangelina twins: First pictures of cash to be published in US magazine

Happy parents Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie yesterday celebrated the arrival of newborn twin piles of dollar bills. After a frenzied bidding war the first photographs of the cash will be published in an unnamed American magazine, which offered an undisclosed amount of publicity for the pictures.

Astonishment as pregnant woman's stomach grows

There was widespread astonishment today after the Daily Mail revealed evidence that the stomachs of pregnant women get bigger. Experts are studying the findings.

Anger at bidding war over Angelina Jolie pictures

There was disappointment and anger at celebrity magazine OK! as it was discovered that despite bidding $15 million for exclusive rights to the eagerly awaited twin babies expected by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, the magazine will not actually get to keep the babies.

"We feel very let down" said one OK! insider, "I bet Lindsay Lohan would have let us keep them".

Knees Desk

The Daily Mail today unveiled a new knees policy with a greater emphasis on serious knees issues.

News: Kate Moss, Eva Longoria, Victoria Beckham, Angelina Jolie, Paris Hilton and Mischa Barton were all today confirmed to have joints connecting their femur, patella and tibia.

Twins reunited after 40 years apart

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