Gay curse kills Natasha - Telegraph

The real reason for Natasha Richardson's death was revealed by the Telegraph yesterday. Her father and grandfather were bisexual (shudder), the Telegraph explains, and this curse on the family inevitably resulted in death and tragedy.

The Mail also finds the curse responsible for her uncle's heart attack while defending a Travellers' Site (shudder)and suggests that the gay curse may also have been responsible for Vanessa Redgrave's left wing politics (shudder, shake head, shudder).