Showing posts with label Republican Party. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Republican Party. Show all posts

Wednesday, 2 June 2010

Breaking News

Olly's Onions breaks its post-election, bullshit Con-Dem faux progressive populist posturing, in the closet expenses embezzling, Gulf of Mexico destroying, North Korean warmongering, Euro collapsing, double dipping, blockade busting, global flotillamaniacal frothing sulk to bring you THIS IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH:

The winning candidate for the Republican primary for Alabama State Treasurer is called Young Boozer. True fact.



That, as they say, is all.



Via TPM.

Tuesday, 23 March 2010

Democrats use unprecedented totalitarian tactics to pass healthcare

The passage of healthcare reform in the US was achieved by unprecedented totalitarian tactics, leading Republicans claim. By following US rules that govern how legislation is written by an elected Congress, Democrats have sidestepped more accepted totalitarian methods of repression, diktat and violence, Republicans say.

"They used their filibuster-proof, 60-vote majority to pass it in the Senate. They used their majority control of the House to pass it there. This was all accomplished by a Democratic President who won the election with the most votes in history after making healthcare reform a daily commitment on the campaign trail," House minority leader John Boehner said. "No totalitarian regime in history would have ever contemplated doing it this way. Shame on them."

"It's Armageddon!" Republican Party chairman Michael Steele said. "Aaaaaggghhh!!!" he added.

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