Saturday, 27 October 2007

Fierce row over resuscitation

A row has broken out over whether ailing patient RESPECT should be resuscitated. A spokesman for the patients' group Dignity in Dying said it was time for George Galloway to let go. "Unnecessarily resuscitating a patient in the last weeks of their life can often prolong suffering," he said. Not everyone agrees. Socialist Worker Party members are thought to want RESPECT to die writhing in prolonged and tortured agony, broken, convulsing around on the floor like a demented fish.

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