Monday, 25 August 2008

Sowetan slums a fraud!

A source today discovered that the infamous Sowetan slums, which had been previously thought to be an appalling and disgraceful testament to the inequity of mankind, were in reality luxurious and the people who live there well fed and very lucky. The investigative reporter turned out to be none other than TV's Jamie Oliver. The Super Chef proved conclusively that the Sowetan diet was more varied than that of Britain by saying it loudly in a stupid mockney accent.

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