Monday, 1 September 2008

World leader tranquillises big cat

Kremlin strongman Gordon Brown has once again shown the world that he's not a man to be messed with. Camouflage-clad Mr Brown is reported to have shot an enraged six foot pussy cat with a tranquillizer gun after it had freed itself from a restraint. The latest macho act comes after years of angling for a promotion.

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