Monday, 23 February 2009

Police warn of impending 'Summer of George'

The UK risks a wave of layabouts indulging in petty grievances against imagined slights, in what police warn could become a "Summer of George". Given free rein by post-employment severance packages, stocky, slow-witted men are likely to end up with too much time on their hands, taking mid-morning naps and growing moustaches. Other themes vying to be the leitmotif of the summer include rage, despair and excitable police officials taking up headline space.

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