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Embarrassment at Oxford Union free speech debate

There was uproar tonight as BNP leader Nick Griffin and Holocaust denier David Irving apologised for attending an Oxford Union debate on free speech. "We are mortified," said Griffin. "We thought we were coming to a Combat 18 committee meeting. We had no idea we'd have to talk to a bunch of over-privileged nitwits who think they're future Tory cabinet ministers."
David Irving said, "We must starve them of the oxygen of publicity. Look at me. Heil Hitler."

Daily Express is a big worry for most Britons

The Daily Express is “a big problem,” according to three-quarters of Britons. Half the nation also believes that controlling the huge numbers of copies of the paper in the country is the most worrying issue facing the nation today.

Others however have welcomed the paper's campaign on immigration. One contributor to the Express comments page urges readers to vote BNP. "Heaven help this UNELECTED JOCK SQUATTER DEAF DESPOT whom will destroy ENGLAND in favour of HIS beloved Jockland.......this tiny island which was once OURS. Our rivers and gutters will run red with blood, you have been warned."

Another contributor adds: "This cannot be a real problem as the BBC have not mentioned it in the news. Yesterday’s lead story was about badgers. I suppose the fact that badgers have black markings and that to cull them is racist was probably the prime reason for the BBC making this the main news item."

A Downing Street spokesman said today that the Unelected Jock Squatter Deaf Despot would be making an announcement on the issue in the next few days.