Jenny Tonge cancels Dubai holiday "just in case"
Leading Liberal Democrat Baroness Jenny Tonge has today announced that she is calling off a forthcoming holiday to Dubai because of fears that her own organs might be harvested through the strings of a tennis racquet. Zionists, who it is believed already have a grip on her party, have called for Tonge to set up an immediate enquiry into how she was able to forge an identity as a politician.
