Thursday, 26 July 2007

Tour de France doping shock

The world of cycling was stunned yesterday when Tour de France leader Michael Rasmussen was thrown out of the race for missing drug tests and lying about his whereabouts. "We are shocked," said a fellow competitor. "We have to cycle up the Pyrenees for fuck's sake. How do you expect us to do that if we're not hopped up on goofballs?"

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