Friday, 11 April 2008

Dangerous cake trade driven underground

Battenburg cake is to be declared illegal, it was announced today. Distraught pensioners were seen stockpiling the marzipanned favourite amid fears that the trade in the product will be driven underground. Already London's criminal gangs are thought to be moving in to control supply of the substance with drugs warlord Mr Kipling at the centre of the trade.

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