Rio Ferdinand celebrates captaincy by re-releasing sex tape

New England football captain Rio Ferdinand has announced he is to celebrate his new position by releasing an extended version of his critically acclaimed sex tape, originally released in 2000. The new director's cut, Rio Redux, will feature a fabled, previously unseen sequence in which the captain and his men find themselves in a French lingerie model.

Capello struggles to find decent role model for England captain

As more criticism emerges of John Terry and Rio Ferdinand as role models for our children, an increasingly desperate Fabio Capello promises to consider all options.