Wednesday, 28 February 2007

Chicken sexer shocked at cruel deception of recruitment agent

A man who says he was duped into taking a post as a chicken sexer has hit out at the recruitment agency which got him the job. Nineteen year old Ronnie Wu says he was not told what the job involved. “When I saw the advertisement I rang up straight away,” Wu said yesterday. “I really thought it sounded glamorous and, you know, erotic or something, but it’s not at all what I thought it would be. I was under the impression that I would be meeting sexy girls and everything. I’m very disappointed.” Wu, who confirmed that he hasn't got a girlfriend at the moment, added: “I’m going to sue them for every penny they’ve got.”

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